So Zant has a crush on Ghirahim and he doesn’t know what to do with all the happy feels in his heart cause he’s an awkward little tater tot with no social skills and a cat face. So he decides to profess his love in poem form, Ghirahim wakes up one day to a letter with this on it;
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
caejo is nice
Nothing will convince me that Ganondorf doesn’t spend most of his time trying to keep his minions in line.
Also semi-related to this
step one: don’t be a dick
step two: failed step one
My favorite part of Phantom Blood is that Dio is such a spiteful little shit that he becomes a vampire just to one-up JoJo. It’s not that he even wants to be a vampire. He’s not an evil mastermind, he’s just a dick. That is hilarious to me.
I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life
UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!
That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.
ok but what if ghirahim goes around calling zant “my twili.” speaking about him like he’s some kind of precious possession. and the first time he accidentally says it in front of zant, he has to deal with blushing and happy grinning as a response, and zant starts calling ghirahim /his/ demon, too. What a couple of nerds
oh no this is so so cute help
You can tell they’re brothers
The comebacks are real.